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"robots put themselves in boxes that's how far heteronormativity goes. buble has created a cage. WHO IS REALLY SINGING SANTA BUDDY... BUBLE OR HIS OBLIGATION TO BE STRAIGHT... I'M TOUCHED."

instrumental from - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIgsBLfcnZQ
original lyrics by michael buble

lyrics

santa baby, slip a rolex under the tree, for me.
i've been an awful good gay,
santa buddy, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

santa buddy, a 65 convertible too, steel blue.
i'll wait up for you dude!
santa buddy, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

think of all the fun ive missed,
i think of all the hot men that i never kissed (this is almost a matd lyric)
next year i could be just as good,
if youd check off my christmas list,

santa pally, i wanna yacht and really thats not a lot,
ive been a sweetie all year,
santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa buddy, one thing that i really do need, the deed,
to a guy who's all mine,
santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

santa buddy, fill my stocking with britney tix, for kicks.
i'll be the first in line
santa pally, and hurry down my chimney tonight.

come and trim my christmas tree,
with some decorations bought at mercedes,
i really am in love with you
now lets see if you love me too

santa pally, forgot to mention one little thing, cha-ching,
no, i dont mean as a loan.
santa buddy, and hurry down my chimney tonight,
and hurry down my chimney tonight,
oh, hurry down my chimney tonight!

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